It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Apr 29, 2009

Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire

Full Review | Apr 23, 2009

I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.

Full Review | Apr 22, 2009

There is some excitement to be had. However, it looks like a computer game unwisely made into a movie without the money to do it justice.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 10, 2008

Mutant Chronicles is as atrocious as its terrible title suggests - but one redemptive aspect to this based-on- a-role-play-game snooze-fest is its ambitious visual flair.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 10, 2008

When the ridiculous and the sublime come within kissing distance like this, you know that, script or no script, Hollywood has found a way to have a wonderful time.

Full Review | Oct 10, 2008

The production notes describe this as an epic sci-fi action thriller like no other, which is on every level a blessing - it's like being dropped into a tar pit of underlit tedium.

Full Review | Oct 10, 2008

A cranium-pulverisingly dull and badly acted sci-fi action non-thriller.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 10, 2008

But a screenplay that sounds like it was hewn from chunks of wood is a great leveller, so everyone comes out looking equally inept.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 10, 2008