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Vampires Suck

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Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Anna Smith metro.co.uk 08/24/2018
1/5
Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out. Go to Full Review Rafer Guzman Newsday 06/03/2013
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny. Go to Full Review Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News 06/03/2013
2/5
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. Go to Full Review Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com 09/26/2020
1.0/4.0
Vampires Suck sucks. Go to Full Review Randall King Winnipeg Free Press 07/25/2014
1/5
It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over. Go to Full Review Dennis King Tulsa World 07/25/2014
0.5/4
With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK! Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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Haylex _ @haylex Dec 11 perfeito igual o neymar #emicida #erreifuimlk #chapecoense See more Rocco Nov 16 you know what sucks? THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!! See more Adam K Oct 14 I don't care what other people say, this movie is hilarious. Way better than Taintlight or basically any other Twilight parody. The people who complain about this movie obviously don't like slapstick or have any sense of humor. I watched this film years ago and just again today to see if it still was as funny and yes, it was. God I hate Rotten Tomatoes. Just watch the darn movie. See more Joanna B Oct 4 Yes it's meant to be a parody film but I wish they were more creative with it. See more David W @Sternhammer Aug 9 How did a script this bad ever get made into a movie? See more Jens B @Jens97 Apr 29 Jenn Proske should have won the Oscar for her inspired performance as Kristen Stewart trying to act. There are a few good jokes in here, if you like low brow humor. But for every chuckle there is an abundance of awful jokes, cringeworthy moments, and extremely dated references. See more Read all reviews
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Jason Friedberg

Director

Aaron Seltzer

Director

Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Ken Jeong

Daro

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Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) (L-R) Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." View more photos

Movie Info

Synopsis Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
Director
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer
Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor
20th Century Fox
Production Co
New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Rating
PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Aug 18, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Mar 1, 2013
Box Office (Gross USA)
$36.7M
Runtime
1h 22m
Sound Mix
Dolby, DTS
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