The dull feature is best served to these young minds, while everyone else should only watch the movie fully riffed to get the most out of the viewing experience.

Full Review | Original Score: C | Mar 9, 2025

Full of endearingly oafish makeup, sets, and dialogue.

Full Review | Original Score: C | Nov 29, 2022

Its status as one of the strangest films ever made about Father Christmas has given it a degree of cult status. Without that, it wouldn't have a snowball's chance of still being watched today.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 17, 2020

For those with a taste for bad movies, especially unintentionally hilarious ones that take themselves completely seriously, you can't do much better than this.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Aug 6, 2019

Just how incompetent is this picture? Its ineptitude applies even to the opening credits, which lists a "custume" designer.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 29, 2018

There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special.

Full Review | Dec 10, 2016

This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Dec 3, 2012

A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...

Full Review | Dec 18, 2010

[A] hilariously bad stab at sci-fi.

Full Review | Jun 24, 2006

Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Oct 22, 2005

Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | May 9, 2005

Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .

Full Review | Dec 24, 2004

White Christmas on a red planet, and not as bad as some people insist.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 16, 2004

Low expectations met.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Oct 25, 2004

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Mar 8, 2004

I can't help it I love it!

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 21, 2003

Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.

Full Review | Dec 14, 2003

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 16, 2002

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 30, 2002

Classic Crap

Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Jul 26, 2002