Robert Pardi
Robert Pardi's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
TV Guide movie critic.
Parent Trap II (1986)
2/5
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“Even a double dose of [Hayley] Mills' charm can't quite compensate for the deficiencies of Stuart Krieger's labored script - this coy frolic plays like a French bedroom farce cleaned up for a summer theater camp.” –
TV Guide
Sep 26, 2019
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Caracara (1999)
1.5/5
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“Though the film features cliches borrowed from half a dozen genres, they don't add up to anything much.” –
TV Guide
Jul 16, 2019
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Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (2004)
67%
2/4
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“Fans of the Sci-Fi Channel series will be glad to rejoin the characters they grew to love, but newcomers may not find this further adventure especially appealing.” –
TV Guide
Apr 19, 2018
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Ablaze (2001)
2/5
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“Far from of delivering three-alarm fire action, this smoke-filled disaster movie barely smolders.” –
TV Guide
May 29, 2017
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Fugitive Mind (1999)
2/4
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“Even if the script defies logic once too often, the personable Dudikoff enlists our sympathy for the hero's waking nightmare.” –
TV Guide
Jan 9, 2017
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Calamity Jane (1953)
73%
4/5
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“Even if the screenwriters were obviously inspired by the mega-success of Annie Get Your Gun, that doesn't make this funny, rambunctious entertainment a mere rip-off.” –
TV Guide
Apr 8, 2016
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Rogue Trader (1999)
33%
2/5
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“Succeeding neither as a dissection of rampant egoism nor as a critique of the British class system, and rooting shamelessly for its notorious protagonist, this not-so-cautionary tale about the perils of white-collar crime is a piece of cinematic puffery.” –
TV Guide
Mar 11, 2015
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Bongwater (1998)
17%
1.5/4
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“It's hard to concur with the screenplay's insistence that there's both pathos and humor to be found in the bong-inhaling, bed-hopping lives of these indolent characters.” –
TV Guide
Aug 7, 2013
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Piccadilly (1929)
80%
3.5/4
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“Dupont's stunning evocation of London's roaring twenties would be of cinematic interest even without Wong; but her sultry presence makes this backstage melodrama a must-see.” –
TV Guide
Feb 2, 2011
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Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her (2000)
80%
3/4
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“An imaginatively constructed soap-opera with a high-powered cast, this film follows several narrative threads, all involving unfulfilled Los Angeles women who find inner peace after learning there are worse things than loneliness.” –
TV Guide
Jun 13, 2010
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Porco Rosso (1992)
96%
4/4
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“Animator/fabulist Hayao Miyazaki pays homage to Hollywood's wartime adventure films in this masterwork built around the adventures of a high-flying pig.” –
TV Guide
Aug 10, 2009
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Killing Me Softly (2002)
0%
2/4
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“Why, you might ask, is master director Chen Kaige wasting his time on such trashy material?” –
TV Guide
Aug 3, 2009
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Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
100%
4/4
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“Takahata's alternately sweeping and intimate animated feature is a moving depiction of the fates of cast-off children who become casualties of war.” –
TV Guide
Sep 3, 2008
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Castle in the Sky (1986)
96%
3.5/4
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“Unusually detailed animation glides hand in hand with the film's aura of wonderment.” –
TV Guide
Sep 3, 2008
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The Cat Returns (2002)
88%
3.5/4
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“Director Morita does an exemplary job of bringing a Japanese graphic novel to the screen.” –
TV Guide
Sep 1, 2008
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The Bodyguard From Beijing (1994)
67%
2.5/4
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“Li exudes enough magnetism to make the sexual banter with his fair damsel credible, and enough athletic prowess to simultaneously power this and several other vehicles.” –
TV Guide
Jul 28, 2008
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The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
2.5/4
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“If your taste runs to palm fronds and moonlit rendezvous, you might enjoy this impeccably produced bit of kitsch.” –
TV Guide
Apr 23, 2008
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Paranoid (2000)
1.5/4
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“A film that lacks any real meaning whatsoever.” –
TV Guide
Apr 23, 2008
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Gods of the Plague (1970)
83%
3/4
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“This wallow in fatalism is a minor but memorable crime flick.” –
TV Guide
Sep 18, 2006
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The Niklashausen Journey (1970)
67%
3/4
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“Twisting a German tradition to his own ends, Fassbinder restyles Bohm's martyrdom as a provocateur's call to arms.” –
TV Guide
Sep 18, 2006
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Love Is Colder Than Death (1969)
70%
2/4
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“This film is too stylized and protracted to interest the average crime-movie fan. It's recommended only for Fassbinder completists.” –
TV Guide
Sep 18, 2006
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Men With Brooms (2002)
55%
1.5/5
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“While curling enthusiasts may be delighted to see their little-known sport featured in a film, actor-director Paul Gross never manages to make it seem interesting to newcomers.” –
TV Guide
Dec 6, 2005
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