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Michael Talbot-Haynes

Michael Talbot-Haynes's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Silver Star (2024) 8.5/10 EDIT “ America is a much stranger and more mysterious place than it appears to those who live here. Amar and Bessis go out of their way to highlight the organic weirdness of the American way.” – Film Threat Mar 23, 2026 Full Review Wetiko (2022) 9.5/10 EDIT “Instant cult movie royalty and a must-see for the torn fishnet crowd.” – Film Threat Mar 4, 2026 Full Review Pariah (1998) 47% 9/10 EDIT “Pariah follows the path of pure grindhouse; it is not tame in any form. While technically a revenge film, it is also a highly venomous horror picture. ” – Film Threat Mar 2, 2026 Full Review Tony Odyssey (2025) 9.5/10 EDIT “Tony Odyssey is the ticket to ride if you want to head into the newest level of cult movie madness. Tune in, turn on, and sit down!” – Film Threat Feb 24, 2026 Full Review Aita (2022) 10/10 EDIT “The director turned this liability into a resource that he harnessed for an ominous atmosphere like no other. The rain becomes a presence that hangs over everything, even pounding to get in when you are safe inside.” – Film Threat Feb 18, 2026 Full Review Misdirection (2025) 9/10 EDIT “Grillo’s star wattage lights up Misdirection like Times Square on New Year’s Eve. ” – Film Threat Feb 12, 2026 Full Review Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025) 85% 10/10 EDIT “It is not just an exercise in style over content, as Cattet and Forzani elevate the spy trappings into a surreal memory spiral that resembles Last Year At Marienbad through a five-foot Graffix bong. ” – Film Threat Jan 27, 2026 Full Review The Calling Witch (2026) 9/10 EDIT “If you have an uncontrollable urge to see what the future of horror feels like running down your spine, go find The Calling Witch.” – Film Threat Jan 20, 2026 Full Review Videola (2016) 6.5/10 EDIT “As Videola is a decade old now, it serves well as an odd time capsule for what was a pivotal time in the new century, technology-wise. ” – Film Threat Jan 2, 2026 Full Review Tinsel Town (2025) 47% 3/10 EDIT “The second half has its moments, including two and a half real laughs. But most of this movie burns like a kerosene-soaked Santa beard. ” – Film Threat Dec 22, 2025 Full Review Beast of War (2025) 89% 9/10 EDIT “It is knock-out entertainment with many rows of teeth that won’t let go, ” – Film Threat Dec 16, 2025 Full Review A Town Called Purgatory (2024) 9/10 EDIT “A Town Called Purgatory is a grand film that does both the western and horror genres proud. ” – Film Threat Dec 15, 2025 Full Review Anything That Moves (2025) 80% 3/10 EDIT “Anything That Moves is a throwback that should be thrown back. Move away from it as quickly as you can.” – Film Threat Dec 10, 2025 Full Review Sombras Chinas (2025) 7.5/10 EDIT “Del Zotto does a great job of holding down a huge lead role, giving her rendition a pinch of satire but really breathing life into this character.” – Film Threat Dec 3, 2025 Full Review The Best of The Best-Jazz From Detroit (2025) 9.5/10 EDIT “The Best Of The Best: Jazz From Detroit also does a great job of explaining why jazz matters; how it lives in the DNA of music that you never associated with jazz. ” – Film Threat Dec 3, 2025 Full Review Narco Sharks (2025) 3/10 EDIT “What Preciado needs is to figure out how he can amuse himself to the audience’s benefit instead of their expense.” – Film Threat Nov 10, 2025 Full Review Plankenstein: A Killer Surf Movie (2025) 7.5/10 EDIT “Plankenstein: A Killer Surf Movie rides a wave that crests a lot higher than many party pictures, with a punchbowl of blood ready for the luau.” – Film Threat Nov 7, 2025 Full Review Horror Tonight! (2025) 9/10 EDIT “Horror Tonight! is exactly the kind of indie wonder that rises out of nowhere from the sheer propulsion of the atomic rocket talent the filmmaker possesses. ” – Film Threat Nov 5, 2025 Full Review This Bloody Country (2025) 9/10 EDIT “These shots are particularly striking and have a tone found only in the most classic films. ” – Film Threat Oct 31, 2025 Full Review Luderdale (2025) 9.5/10 EDIT “The film captures the tone of an era where cocaine, cheap ludes, and greed ruled.” – Film Threat Oct 22, 2025 Full Review Cuisine de la 'Pocalypse (2025) 8/10 EDIT “Cuisine De La ‘Pocalypse is a great concept and a zany good time for the future served on a burning platter. ” – Film Threat Oct 22, 2025 Full Review Dolly (2025) 63% 9.5/10 EDIT “As it stands, Dolly is the new porcelain face of the new extremes of how far slasher horror can go. Horror fans should jump on it immediately; everyone else should run for safety.” – Film Threat Oct 16, 2025 Full Review Reset (2025) 8/10 EDIT “So for an unfiltered dose of red-blooded sci-fi carnage, send this spiraling through your nervous system.” – Film Threat Oct 13, 2025 Full Review Cheech & Chong's Last Movie (2024) 87% 10/10 EDIT “Cheech and Chong’s Last Movie will last you a long time through repeated viewings, as this bag never empties.” – Film Threat Oct 1, 2025 Full Review Wet Woman in the Wind (2016) 83% 8.5/10 EDIT “What impressed me about Wet Woman In The Wind, besides one of the best titles you could ever hope to see on a marquee, was the complexity that Shiota injects into the minimalist storyline. ” – Film Threat Sep 29, 2025 Full Review
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