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David Schmeichel

David Schmeichel's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) 3% 1.5/5 EDIT “A more accurate title would have been The Annoying Flashbacks of Molly Hartley, or Molly Hartley's Possibly Genetic Mental Disorder or even Molly Hartley's Series of Super-Sucky Unfortunate Events.” – Jam! Movies Nov 3, 2008 Full Review High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) 64% 2.5/5 EDIT “The phrase 'It is what it is' was practically invented for movies such as High School Musical 3: Senior Year.” – Jam! Movies Oct 24, 2008 Full Review Babylon A.D. (2008) 7% 2/5 EDIT “No matter who's responsible, the movie is a dud -- one so sped-up and illogical, it's almost painful to sit through.” – Jam! Movies Sep 5, 2008 Full Review The Eye (2008) 22% 2.5/5 EDIT “Further proof that those fueling the Hollywood remake machine are the ones who could really stand to have their vision restored.” – Jam! Movies Feb 4, 2008 Full Review One Missed Call (2008) 0% 2/5 EDIT “[A lame] attempt to cash in on the same ghost-in-the-machine craze that begat The Ring, The Grudge and Phone.” – Jam! Movies Jan 7, 2008 Full Review I Know Who Killed Me (2007) 9% 1/5 EDIT “Deserves to die a quick death.” – Jam! Movies Sep 22, 2007 Full Review Halloween (2007) 28% 3.5/5 EDIT “More of a Valentine to the original than a recycled cash-grab.” – Jam! Movies Sep 4, 2007 Full Review Killer of Sheep (1978) 98% 4/5 EDIT “Burnett's empathy for his characters is obvious, and his carefully composed vignettes provide a host of indelible images...” – Jam! Movies Aug 31, 2007 Full Review Bratz (2007) 10% 1.5/5 EDIT “A cloying, tween-oriented confection that clearly doesn't think much of its target audience.” – Jam! Movies Aug 31, 2007 Full Review Brand Upon the Brain (2006) 91% 4/5 EDIT “With Brand Upon the Brain! filmmaker Guy Maddin proves he's just like the rest of us.” – Jam! Movies Jun 8, 2007 Full Review Mutual Appreciation (2005) 86% 3.5/5 EDIT “Already an indie fan favourite thanks to the no-budget romp Funny Ha Ha, director Andrew Bujalski here slays the sophomore slump with another scruffy but bang-on look at life in the slow lane.” – Jam! Movies Dec 8, 2006 Full Review Niagara Motel (2005) 31% 4/5 EDIT “The lives of nine assorted down-and-outers converge in frequently funny and sometimes tragic ways, giving Yates a chance to put his own spin on a template perfected decades ago by Robert Altman and reinvigorated in recent years by P.T. Anderson.” – Jam! Movies Mar 24, 2006 Full Review Lucid (2005) 14% 3.5/5 EDIT “A chilly and efficient thriller.” – Jam! Movies Mar 17, 2006 Full Review
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